Everything is either targeted at the "Hispanics" or it is all commercials.

I just sat down to watch TV and get away from the computer. The first thing I saw worth watching was "Bruce Almighty" on HBO. I turned it there, and it was in friggin Spanish! I then turned to The Cartoon Network to watch "Futurama", and it was all commercials for 10 friggin minutes!

AVG says I have a virus called W32/YouNeedALife.a@MM

Update: I just checked out the Network Associates web site, and it appears as though this virus can't be removed. The only way to get rid of it is by severing myself from the world of technology.