Screw all y'all.
Posted by tim in Pissed on December 10, 2006
I am beginning to believe that one or more of the following conditions is true:
- The world is in an organized conspiracy against me, attacking everything I say, do, or think.
- All outgoing communications from my phone, computer, or mouth are being filtered, preventing the message from reaching the intended recipient.
- Due to the conspiracy mentioned in #1, my "personal time" has been virtually abolished.
- Telephones have been created to enforce the previous point.
- So-called "energy drinks" are nothing more than liquefied sedatives.
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