OMG!! DON"T DELETE THIS OR U WILL MISS OUT!!!
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If u do nawt send dis 2 48 of ur frendz u will nawt win $10000000000 dollars!!!
I am a official for Intel and I tell u that Microsoft and IBM r tracking dis email and dat u will kwalify 4 $100 per person that u send dis email 2.
IF u do nawt send dis to every1 in ur address book ur luck will b against u and u will die in a firey car crash on the third day after ur birthday.
I hope I made my point there. I can't stand the stupid forwards that people send out, let alone the way they all try to guilt you into sending it to every conceivable e-mail address on the internet.
I just got a nice story in a forward from Mom, which she doesn't usually send, but at the end of the story it said something like, "If you don't send this to everyone you know, God will turn his back on you." Okay, maybe not that extreme, but it was along those lines... OKAY! I admit, I didn't read it all... I just saw the part where it said, "If you don't send this to everyone you know..."
So yeah. Whoever started that e-mail, thanks a whole lot for ruining the nice story with the guilt trip.
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Damn man, you worry to much.
What's next? Complaining about the Jesus preacher in the street because you will go to hell if you dont listen to him?
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i know, lets crucify the mayonaise jar for exposing his expiration date. "Use me by this date or pay the consequences!!!"
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NOT THE MAYO!!!
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And I quote:
"This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true.
ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.
Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:00 in the morning; something that you have been waiting to hear.
This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear.
Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people."
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(Er, I didn't quote it EXACTLY. I took out all the >>> >>> at the beginning of each line.) :)