Are you a human?
Posted by tim in People Suck on October 28, 2005

Are you a human? If so, you can get out of my face anytime. I would prefer if you were out of my face yesterday.

Today == t3h 5uck.

For those of you who can't comprehend symbolic character replacement, the above says "Today == the suck." This can be translated into "Today sucked."

Get this: I had to talk so much today, just simple one-on-one conversations, so much that I started losing my voice and I got a really bad headache. I really hope I don't have to talk as much tomorrow.

And for now, I am going to bed. If anyone wants me for anything, tough. My cell phone is in the other room and it will remain there until I leave for work tomorrow morning, when most of you will be sleeping.

Am I bitter? Am I grumpy? Yes. Yes I am.

 
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I guess that we could wake you by some how tripping the air-raid sirens and shit... "Send in der luftwaffe!"

  • Posted by Sean (Guest) on October 29, 2005 at 07:30:46AM

Reer. At least you're not a help desk operator, where you'd have to be having one-on-one conversations with psychotic jerks. :)

  • Posted by Luey (Guest) on October 31, 2005 at 09:19:10AM

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TRANSMISSION FLUID IS EMPTY?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CHECK THAT LAST TIME! NOW YOU HAVE FRIED MY TRANSMISSION AND I WANT IT FIXED!!!"

"I don't care that my car is extremely modified and that it sits 1/4" off the ground. Your rail was too high and it ripped the exhaust off my car and I want you to pay for it!"

"Last time I was in here to get my oil changed, you overtightend my drain plug and rounded it off. I tried to take my car elsewhere to get the oil changed, and they wouldn't even touch it because it was clearly overtightened. I want you to fix it and pay for all my time in trying to get the oil changed away from here. It's all your fault and I shouldn't have to pay for anything!"

I could go on and on and on...

  • Posted by tim (Guest) on October 31, 2005 at 04:13:25PM

You do really get some jerks in that shop of yours...

  • Posted by Sean (Guest) on November 2, 2005 at 08:29:40AM

yeah, and dont get him started about the customers...

  • Posted by macguy (Guest) on November 3, 2005 at 09:34:12AM
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