How to make a buck.
Posted by tim in Pissed on December 16, 2004

1) Offer a product that will do something for $75 2) Sell said product to customer 3) Package product so that it will only barely accomplish the task it was intended to 4) Charge the customer another $75 for the complete support to accomplish the task 5) Give the customer an outdated version of what they wanted 6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until the customer is thoroughly pissed and refuses to purchase your product again.

When applied to multiple customers, this method is guaranteed to earn you a nice living... (But it will also earn you a lot of disrespect from the world. Who cares about that though?)

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