Plumber: (Laying on the kitchen floor fixing the sink) "Do you need something?" Me: (Standing by the fridge) "I need to lay down there and wire up that dishwasher, but I'll wait until you're done" Plumber: "What, don't you want to lay next to me?" Me: "Uh... No..."

Later on...

Me: (Laying on the floor) "I'm just about done then you can finish your work over here" Plumber: (Standing by the fridge) "You mean you don't want me to lay next to you?" Me: "Uh... No... You're not my type: You're male"

Even later... Plumber: (Standing next to the fridge) "Did you miss me?" Me: (Still on the floor) "Not quite." Plumber: (Pretending to cry) "You hurt my feelings.."