[Rant] Not what I wanted to rant about, but...
Posted by tim in It wouldn't fit in any other category... on October 23, 2004

So there's a new movie coming out, "Alexander" I think it is. It wouldn't be a bad movie, but they picked 2 of the worst actors ever for it.

The #1 bad actor is that dumb, fat-lipped, overrated whore, known as Angelena Jolee. It's like she wants people to see her lips. They can be equated to Britney Spears' chest: Constantly fluctuating in size, in an attempt to get them noticed. Did you see that episode of SNL? I did. Quite funny.

And the #2 bad actor is the stupid "pretty-boy" from the Bronx, Colon Ferrel... Er, ahem.. Colin. I don't need to go into as much depth with him, but yes, he is very overrated.

I, for one, will not watch that movie, simply because of the cast. I'm sure it'd be a cool storyline, but I can't figure out where the phone booth will go...


(23:40:30) Bit_Logic: so you don't like Angelina Jolee or Colin Ferel?

  • Posted by tim (Guest) on October 23, 2004 at 11:42:09PM

(23:40:37) Tim: what do you think? (23:40:48) BitLogic: ...no? (23:41:07) Tim: i didnt mind colin when i saw the first couple of his movies (23:41:16) Tim: but then it was like he was playin EVERY role (23:41:27) Tim: even the busty sweedish masseuse (23:41:36) BitLogic: well I hate Ashton Kutcher if it makes you feel any better =)

  • Posted by tim (Guest) on October 23, 2004 at 11:43:02PM

You mispelled Ireland

so the correct answer would be "from the Ireland"

  • Posted by George W. Bush (Guest) on October 24, 2004 at 01:45:16AM

I think Angelena Jolee is like super HOT!!! You know she likes to keep her boyfriends blood in a vile around her neck...I would let her have a whole vat of my blood.

  • Posted by Arthur (Guest) on October 24, 2004 at 04:02:30AM

You two are twisted.

  • Posted by tim (Guest) on October 24, 2004 at 10:39:01AM

Angelina Jolie has always had huge lips. It's part of her ahem charm.

And yeah, Colin Farrel is from Ireland.

  • Posted by Al Gore (Guest) on October 24, 2004 at 05:32:55PM

Whatever, you get my point.

  • Posted by tim (Guest) on October 25, 2004 at 11:17:46PM

think that was all? Colin Feral originally had a full-frontal shot in that movie. They pulled the clip cos his manhood is excessively large and they didnt want him to distract the viewers attention to much.

Look of for the gay kiss instead.....nice.

  • Posted by Matt (Guest) on October 26, 2004 at 05:33:28AM
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