I went to get some money out of the bank a little bit ago, so I could get gas in my truck, and it said that I only have $130 in my account!!

Money seriously sucks goat balls. I had over $1000 in there less than a month ago, and now I'm down to less than $200?! Heck, it's less than $100 now, because I had to take out $50!

If I had known that I was THAT low, I would have held off on getting a Powerball ticket. Oh well, now that I have it, I guess I need to just hope that I win the $93 million.