I was sitting here, trying to get some work done, and I heard this noise at my window. I looked around the room to see if something fell, but it didn't, so I just ignored it. About 10 minutes later, I heard it again. I went to the garage, got the pellet gun, and fired off a shot in the direction of my window. I thought I heard something take off running, so I came back in and sat down. 10 minutes later, same thing. This time, I snuk up to the front door, opened it quickly, stuffed the gun out the door, and fired another shot. Aside from a dove flying out of the nest by the front door, I heard nothing.

Just a little bit ago, I heard it again and went over to look by my bed... I looked at my phone and saw that the lights were flashing and that I had a missed call.

All this time the noises I was hearing were just my phone vibrating against the shelf by my bed, which also happens to be right below my window.

My name is Tim and I've been retard-o-hauled.