Stupid mower(s)
Posted by tim in Pissed on August 1, 2004

Subject #1: Craftsman 42" 20HP Riding Mower Problem: Failed to stop when the brake pedal was depressed Investigation:

Adjusted the brake pedal linkage - Failed to solve problem Adjusted brake caliper - Failed to solve problem Shimmed brake caliper - Failed to solve problem Soaked in gasoline, dusted in black powder, ignited - Solved problem

Subject #2: Lawn-Boy 18" Self-propelled Push Mower Problem: Failed to stay running once started Investigation:

Cleaned air filter - Failed to solve problem Disassembled and cleaned carburator bowl - Failed to solve problem Removed partially plugged fuel filter - Failed to solve problem Strapped with 200 sticks of dynomite and ignited - Problem solved

 
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