Posted by tim in It wouldn't fit in any other category... on March 13, 2009

Another quick rant: Turkey bacon sucks.

Why does it suck?

  • It smells nasty
  • It's "cooked, chopped, and formed" to look like bacon
  • It tastes nothing like bacon

Down with the cheap impostor!

  • wtf

    Turkey bacon is good with eggs, kthx.

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