After numerous emails saying "I can't write your code for you, but I can offer advice", this chick in my advanced C++ class keeps sending me emails saying "can you help me with lab 5?".

i was going to hook tim up with my old laptop for an assbustin price, but my parents feel that they should have it. they pulled that guilt trip "we've given to you for 19 years" so i now have to drive home this weekend and slap them. its really a pain, cause my dad doesnt even want to pay me for it, so i guess ill have to go through my mom and get her to cough up a few hundred for a laptop thats only a year old, TODAY

im not even asking that much either, just 300 to them, but i fear i may wear my hand out slapping them if they dont comply

who the fuck made parents anyways? oh yah, my grandparents... guess i have to slap them too....