We could use some locktite to keep Vito's thread locked too! How's that for a fantastic idea? ;-)

Retract anal-probe! anal-probe retracts He should wake up screaming. We're done testing. Let's fall back to behind the moon just in case his head explodes... runs off to spaceship

-CUT!-

all of my sick twisted web fantasies involve bacon and kittens ... odd

threadlock.faildns.com

Home for all all of Vito's sick twisted web fantasies.

Only if that's where your mind currently resides.

You would, locking threads ... is that like ... some type of sexual innuendo?

I'm in too, so will there be snacks?

Oh, I'll lock your thread.

Pfft, lock the thread n00b if you don't want responses.

Pfft, you think you get snacks when you can't read simple instructions?

I'm in, please oil my wheel and provide me snacks!

Hey look, the font renders properly!

Tim; you're fired! ;-) Again....

Japanese and Russian, be ware! Crazy dutch boy is first going to conquer the language, then the people!

Apparently the Cyrillic doesn't render properly in this font. :(

And you're probably wondering what I'm learning, so here's a couple sentences for you.

Я мужчина. Я не женщина. ya my-shee-na. ya ni zhay-shee-na. "I am a man. I am not a woman."

Ты богатый. ti ba-ga-ti. "You are rich."