thats retarded, if it's supposed to mimic a phone you may as well make it work there.

It's supposed to mimic a phone, not work on a phone. All you people fail.

my phone strips all of the formatting

How about waffles?

If you are late you best be bringing in pancakes.

C'mon now, you know Josh has no soul!

but it's on fire! there could be a baby in it, do you really want to burn babies!!

Just remember don't stomp out the flaming bag.

I'd also recommend locking your door. :P (My door was always locked when I lived in apartments.)

I'm giving them one more 'freebie' before I do anything. If they do try to get in here when I'm here, I'll:

a.) Remind them that they do not belong in here b.) Threaten to call the authorities c.) If need be, exercise the rights granted under the "Castle Law"

Call the cops/landlord.

Actually, threaten it first. Then do it.

No, more like that first 30 seconds when someone wakes you up at 3:30AM after you'd been deep in sleep.

Like when you were just starting to drift off to sleep?

I never said such a thing.

That is the same thing I told him. He told me to GTFO stupid.